If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person.
Listen you are so perfect. I care so much about you and really want the best for you. If I was ever to be with you the sex would be pretty damn great but the way I would love you would be better. I would freak you out pointing the things out that you did not notice before. I would try to make you smile no matter what even if I had to look like a damn fool. To top it off I would ask you to be my girlfriend in Starbucks.
You would be too great of a girlfriend :3
UHHH YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS, DAMN YOU STARBUCKS!
When you give someone a long ass explanation & they don’t get it.
ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
- Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
- Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
- Zeus: toO LaTE
how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it
I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college
What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either
This is the most accurate post I have ever seen